I reblog this everytime it is on my dash
(Source: ForGIFs.com, via i-will-die-laughing)
They’re BLUE.
but mashed, they’re PURPLE??
AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????
WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!
(via legit-humour)
The cat in the background is the best part.
No, the one in the ceiling is.
this
WAATTT I DIDN’T SEE THE CAT IN THE CEILING BEFORE. OMG
THE CEILING ONE OMFGGgGG
wtf is this shit
I have seen this a hundred times and I have never noticed the ceiling cat.
(via legit-humour)
are we going to sit back and pretend that this didn’t happen on american television???
Woah
well then
Wait what
im crying help me please
(Source: chicken-mcniggies, via legit-humour)
sorry forgot to clean my kitchen before you came over
(via i-will-die-laughing)
Does anyone else remember the emotionally-unstable candy girl called Millicent on Suite Life Of Zack And Cody?
(via laughcentre)
My mom didn’t tell me we were having people over so I took my laptop and locked myself in the bathroom
UPDATE: THERE ARE PEOPLE COMING UPSTAIRS CALLING MY NAME I CAN HEAR THEM OUTSIDE THE DOOR I KNOW THEY JUST WENT IN MY ROOM
UPDATE: THEY HEARD ME TYPIGN AND THEY’RE OUTSIFE THE BATHROOM ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
THEY’RE TRYING TO GET IN BY PICKING THE LOCK BUT I DON’T THINK THEY KNOW I HAVE A WEAPON WITH ME
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(Source: pray4salvation, via i-will-die-laughing)
- Wet hair
- Comb through
- Separate at the part
- Draw a pentagram on the floor
- Perform blood sacrifice
- Offer up your soul to the devil
- Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
- Summon Satan
- Ask Satan to braid your hair
You know what?
Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?
Thirty-fucking-seven.
And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”
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